hello there.

-extends hand-

im robert james kelley.

i am a eighteen year old male living through life like the breeze through trees.

one day at a time is my policy.

im deffinatly an ESFP. dont get it? google it, you will.

im an asshole. no really. i am. im just funny and sarcastic too, so chances are you wont think im all that horrible.

im kinda cute though, so that makes up for it. or at least thats what ive been told.

i can be quite the charmer.

i can sweep you off your feet.

okay. fine. im a liar too. sometimes. not often though.

the truth is the best policy in most cases. and while i dont like being lied to, like most people, i get over it.

im horrible at holding grudges. give it two days, and chances are, your forgiven.

or i just stopped caring.

the perks of being a wallflower is my absolute favorite book ever.

im pretty good at unhooking bras, and chances are, ill try to undo yours.

im almost always tired. so youll probably hear it a lot.

though you wouldnt be able to tell from my sporadic behavior.

i love hairdye. its an obsesstion.

as is my love for dance dance revolution.

i can make candles too. i like to think im pretty crafty.

id also like to think im very modest.

did i mention that every other thing that fall out of my mouth, (or hands if im typing) is saturated in sarcasm. yeah. im very sarcastic.

without dictionary.com, a good amount of words here would be misspelled, and hey, i can admit it.

i dont do the best in school, but that doesnt mean im stupid.

i love technology, and if you have something technological like, ill want to play with it, but i probably wont ask if i can.

ill update this at random. and leave it at that. also, if you managed to read this all, then i would just like to thank you. people i dont write all this for nothing you know.

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Recently Played Music, a perfect circle air alanis morresette at the drive-in auf der maur the arcade fire, art brut barenaked ladies basemesnt jaxx, beep beep benassi brothers bikini kill billy joel bjork black eyed peas blindside bloc party, the blood brothers, blood on the wall bloodhound gang the bravery bright eyes broken social scene cake chemical brothers, cansei de ser sexy chevelle clap your hands say yeah coldplay, commander venus daft punk, death from above 1979, deerhoof, deftones desaparecidos dj tiesto the dwarves the dresden dolls the editors the faint fall out boy ferry corsten, fiona apple fischerspooner frou frou garbage glassjaw goldfrapp gorillaz, grandaddy, gravy train!!!! head automatica hole, ima robot incubus interpol jimmy eat world, john b kaiser chiefs the killers ladytron le tigre left rights linkin park lords of acid louie devito marilyn manson maroon 5 massive attack, mazzy star, m.i.a. mindless self indulgence ministry missy elliot moby morningwood my chemical romance the new pornographers nine inch nails nirvana no doubt orgy panic! at the disco paul oakenfold paul van dyk paz lenchantin, pendulum, the pixies placebo the postal service poison the well portishead the prodigy radiohead rage against the machine rammstein rob zombie ryksopp scooter sean paul she wants revenge smashing pumpkins sonic youth something corperate stabbing westward static-x the strokes, the subways supertramp system of a down thrice trivium tv on the radio thunderbirds are now! vast we are scientists the white stripes yeah yeah yeahs

SLC Punk!, harry potter, boondock saints, the breakfest club, Donnie Darko, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Spider Man, Battle Royal, the Punisher, Empire Records, Spanking the Monkey, My Own Private Idaho, Beautiful Thing, i heart huckabees, Brokeback Mountain, Requiem for a Dream, The Butterfly Effect, Death Becomes Her, You, Me, And Everyone We Know, the holiday, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, and others ill eventually list.

the drew carrey show, diggnation, CSI, family guy, the screen savers, x-play, friends, unscrewed, degrassi, chobits, golden boy, colorful, pulse, will & grace, just shoot me, Fucking OPRAH!, sex and the city<, 3

harry potter series, the perks of being a wallflower, holes, the white horse, wringer, the last book in the universe, Scribbler of Dreams, chobits, cut, a child called "it", artimis fowl, night, Chinese Handcuffs, crazy, sloppy firsts, jake reinvinted, the lovely bones, Speak, {catalyst, Smack, the da vinci code, milkweed, Monster, the honk and holler opening soon